3-7-2008

Its been a while for anything new, so Boa has been busting my balls to get something on here.

Check out the Media page for a bunch of new old songs and demos.


 

8-15-2007

Hey all,

Been updating the site here a little each day and its slowly getting to where it should be. Let me know what you think, ...any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.


 

3-29-07

Hey all, we started a new forum  for everyone to BS on. Its everyone's chance to ask whatever they have been wanting to ask, or to bitch about something, or just ...whatever. Check it out.


 

1-31-2007

You must check out the HorrorNet Comic book on the Shit page!


10-27-06

Some Demos for the new album are on the media page.


 

10-12-2006

Reech's Bio page is up!


7-10-2006

Yo Yo Yo,  HorrorNet Mo Fo's,

 

The new and improved guest book is up and  includes a space for Name, Location & Email. Sorry for all the lost posts everyone.

Joe.


3/23/2006

Sony Media Software has announced ACID Pro 6, a significant upgrade to its music creation and production application. This new release includes several major development enhancements to the recording and MIDI capabilities of the program, transforming version 6 into a full-featured professional digital audio and MIDI workstation.

ACID Pro 6 now provides users with a multitrack recording and MIDI sequencing environment. It has been re-engineered to perform faster and more efficiently not only on dual-core and multiprocessor systems, but also on single-CPU machines providing more efficient track buffering for higher performance at lower latencies. No longer simply a loop-based production tool, this application moves into the category of full-featured DAW's by combining the ACID music creation technologies and 24-bit/192kHz audio support with new MIDI editing and workflow capabilities.

New features:

Additional ACID Pro 6 key features include:

ACID Pro 6 is expected to be available in March at an MSRP of $499.95.

Sony Acid


 

3/15/2006

We all knew that Boa was amazingly multi-talented, but little did we know that he had skill enough to juggle everything AND tour with the likes of ZILCH, a true metal band from the western Pennsylvania circuit. He adds a HorrorNet twist to an already kick-ass and skilled outfit of talent. We here at HorrorNetOnline.com, and the rest of Horrornet, respectfully wish Boa and the Zilch guys (Dave, Dan, Nick, John and Kevin) Good music, good gigs, and most of all, good tidings. (We look forward to partying again soon, with everyone next time)

Take care of our brother Boa, as he will take care of you.     ...but leave his bludgeoning for us.

 

 

Be sure to check out Zilch's website at www.zilchmetal.com or visit our links page.


1/28/06

Recently the staff here at HorrorNetOnline.com had the rare chance to interview Tex (the butcher of Albuquerque) the bass payer and one of the founding members of Alpha-Sloth, the premier, up and coming band in western PA. It was more than we had hoped for. We thought that we would share a bit of it with all of you.
 
 
HNOL             Tell us about your upcoming album.
 
TEX                 Well, you see, it’s like this; if music could somehow have a
                         physical form  And that form would be say, a kitty-cat, and that  kitty-cat had explosive
                        diarrhea and, simultaneous projectile vomiting. Pretty much that.
 
HNOL             Interesting. So, you are saying that your music goes in several directions at once?
 
TEX                 No, not at all. What I’m trying to say is that this is the music that you can’t listen to, you have to listen through it to get it. It’s like burning your hand on a hot stove as a child. You can be told umpteen thousand times not to touch that stove but until you actually touch it, you never really, truly understand…….It’s like eating a whole pumpkin pie.
 
HNOL             I see, so, where do you get your inspiration?
 
TEX                 Inspiration? Hmmmmm… well, that’s a good question. I suppose that our, or at least my inspiration comes from the fellowship that Alpha-Sloth brings to it’s members. We are beyond being a band or even a family.  It’s as if we are all kindred spirits brought together by a divine intervention...  Either that or I am inspired by beer and horse-shoes.
 
HNOL             Is it true that your Drummer, Professor Humpenstein, is really a blonde?
 
TEX                 Well, I’m not really an authority on that. I suppose that you’d have to check his pubes.
 
HNOL             We had a chance to listen to your latest track while it was being recorded. I believe it is called Chicken Shack. Tell us about it.
 
TEX                 Oh man, we had like, the time of our lives recording that track, I drank so much beer, in fact, the only memory I have of it was when J. D., our producer, told me that it was in the key of “A”. I couldn’t fucking believe it! No, wait, that wasn’t it at all. I remember now. We were just sitting around getting drunk well, I was already drunk and someone said something about a subject that I can’t remember now and it was like POW, I had a guitar in my hands and since my hands are the last place a guitar should ever be, I started to play it. I played it until the tambourine stopped. Then some other things happened.
 
HNOL             You mentioned beer twice now. Drink a lot of beer do you?
 
TEX                 Hell yeah, we all do. You could say that Alpha-Sloth is fueled by the Babbling Brook However, if you believe in that sort of thing you could say that the tide is controlled by the moon.
 
HNOL             Ok, I have to ask, what’s with all the aliases?
 
TEX                 Aliases? No, I don’t think so. Everyone involved in this project was born in this country.
 
HNOL             o…….k…….
 
 
 
HNOL             Tex, thank you for coming in and spending some time with HorrorNetOnline.com today. We wish you the best.
 
TEX                 Hey, no fucking problem, what the hell else am I gonna do? Watch TV? Eat a biscuit?... Low me, blow me. Twas my pleasure.

 


 

1/3/06

New Goldmember Videos on the shit page


 

10-14-05

4 new songs added to the media page

Check 'em out, if you already haven't.


9/16/05

Greetings Boils & ghouls,

The master of movie horror does it again with this years version of  "Tom Savini's Terror Mania" At  its new location at Century III Mall. http://www.terrormania.net

Also another attraction close to Pittsburgh is http://www.hundredacresmanor.org/

Also amazingly, this is just so close, everyone should go! http://www.bushyrunbattlefield.com/Tours_Haunted.html

 


8/30/05

Greetings,

As of last night, new songs for national recording artists "Alpha-Sloth" new  record "Barbecue Shark" were being written and conceived. Talking to founding members, Tex Thompson the Butcher of Albuquerque & Professor Humpenstein, "Things are going well in the Alpha-Sloth camp." With titles such as "Fancy Chick" & "Chicken Head Sandwich", I'm sure the new offerings will live up to everyone's standards". We're all eager to hear them.

J.


 

8/29/05

Hey all,

The media page is up and playing the new full length record, be sure to check it out.


8/24/05

Sign the damn guest book already...it does work.


8/20/05

Hey HorrorNet-ites...

This is the page where you'll find everything new and cutting edge on HorrorNetOnline.com

Everything is under construction, but... you'll get the idea.